Environmental Advocate Gifts

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

'Rising energy costs have forced us to turn off the light at the end of the tunnel.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'We're trying to discourage carrier bag use.'

"And we need some Christmas cards too. . . Get the ones made from recycled paper. . . no point wasting trees. . ."

Bottled water. Free sample.

'We all have to make sacrifices for the the environment...and you're ours!'

'#%@*! Fracking!'

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

Landfill Site: The Muck Stops Here

"I tell you I've studied the entire site personally and there is no toxic waste!"

'True, there won't be any more hunters hiding in the trees, but I'm starting to think our plan was a little shortsighted!'

"The weight of our consumer lifestyle's making the road break up."

The Last Temptation of Christo

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

In the wake of tourism...

'Get rid of that ugly wind turbine or we'll burn the place to the ground!'

'. . . Doom gloom. . . horror. . . shock. . . nightmare scenario. . .'

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Electric car with sign reading 'Last power point for 100 miles.'

Sign on factory: We Are Really Environmentally Friendly. We Color Everything Green.

Oil Spill Blame.

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

Dog looking at reflection of death in industrial waste.

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.

"Ease up on the gas you're flooding it."

'Somehow it's not the same as when we were here on our honeymoon.'

Children's Books for the New Era

'Before I say yes to a date... tell me, do you contribute to global warming very often?'

'Where the devil is all that solar heat we sored up last summer?'

Protesters with Different Goals

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

"This is Mr Pingo. I' ve called him in today to answer all your questions about climate change and how it will affect our business."