Environmental Issues Advocate Gifts

'The greenest government ever?'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

The Environmentalist

North Pole

Humans...What is their purpose?

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Natural Disasters

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Government a la Carte

Coexist. Coexhaust.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Climate Crisis

Insect extinction