Pro-environment Advocate Gifts

'What could possibly go wrong with the Keystone Pipeline? And don't worry about those non-fracking related earthquakes.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

100% carbon neutral

Climate Crisis

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'I blame global warming!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Government a la Carte

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Insect extinction

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"