Anti-pollution Advocate Gifts

'You can't do that in here. No one wants to breathe your second-hand smoke.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

North Pole

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polluted geese

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'I blame global warming!'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Climate Crisis

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Government a la Carte

Insect extinction

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Water company bonus.

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"I think we have run out of time..."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."