Plastic Pollution Advocate Gifts

"And the calamari, would you like plastic with that?"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Humans...What is their purpose?

North Pole

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Government a la Carte

'I blame global warming!'

Climate Crisis

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Insect extinction

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Water company bonus.

"I think we have run out of time..."

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

HELLth Food Sprouts

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.