Pollution Awareness Advocate Gifts

Heavy Metal

'You should have seen the one that got away, it must have been a size thirteen at least!'

Home Deliveries of Sushi

"Are you ladies going out for the morning's rush hour carbon monoxide?"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Humans...What is their purpose?

North Pole

Polluted geese

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Aliens and Environmentalists

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

Trees growing from factory chimneys.

Pollution Look

Waiting for the end of the acid-rain delay at the ballpark in the year 2258...