Pollution Awareness Advocate Gifts

Heavy Metal

'You should have seen the one that got away, it must have been a size thirteen at least!'

Home Deliveries of Sushi

"Are you ladies going out for the morning's rush hour carbon monoxide?"

"Look out - more UK Water statistics!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

Humans...What is their purpose?

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Polluted geese

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

"That's an everblue."

Aliens and Environmentalists

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

"Gunther's years ahead of his time."

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Trees growing from factory chimneys.

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean