Pollution Awareness Gifts

Fossil Fuels.

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

"American plastic waste on a European beach... wow! Globalization works!"

Vending machine: 'A Breath of Fresh Air'

"My ocean cousin is coming to visit. I thought I'd make him feel at home."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Man in a sea of Bottled Water.

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Chad was oblivious to the fact that he had a very large carbon footprint.

'Well, that's Earth filled up, we'll need another landfill site.'

Sewage pipe is the city anus.

'Just watch, environmentalists will use this to push their agenda.'

Rose colored glasses.

'I wouldn't wash my food in there if I were you mister: It's downstream from the sewage plant...'

'Forget about smoking! Breathing is a health hazard!'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

"It's not you, Gavin. . . it's just that I could never love anyone who still used plastic bags."

Fish with Water Filters.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

The whale and the plastic bottle.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

Future families

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

'Politicians say they want us to have clean air, but all they give us is hot air.'

Trees growing from factory chimneys.

Actually I kinda' like the smell of crude oil. It hides that fishy smell!

"I'll have a number 5."

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"That's an everblue."

Fisherman catching rubbish.

'These guys are going to take us kicking and screaming to hell with them!'