Environmental Awareness Gifts

Indian burial ground.

Suddenly John realized he didn't want paper or plastic, He wanted something new,,, something fantastic,

'It's a program on conserving energy.'

Rising Sea Levels - An Alternative Theory

"If you cover your eyes, you can make it go away."

Man on desert island looking HIGH TIDE sign.

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

The Silent Highwayman on the Filthy Thames

'Experts today predicted natural disasters so devastating that only the rich and powerful will survive...'

"'Litterbug' isn't politically correct. They prefer 'environmentally challenged.'"

'Jerry looked into flood insurance but says it's too darned expensive,'

'Shut the door... it's another 10 minutes before your turn.'

Dear Diary -- Today my spirits are uplifted. I finally see some signs of civilization.

Government rep telling GPs to take on an extra responsibility - Global warming.

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Extreme sports UK - swimming with sewage.

"I can remember when there was nothing here but polar ice."

Elephant Hunting

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"Very good, John, but I asked you to design a new wind turbine."

Water Wars.

'It's a beautiful home with the exception of a little radon gas."

Kitchen Waste

Dusting Off 101 Ways To Conserve Energy Book

"I don't know how you stand it up here nowadays."

'I'm sorry but your middle earth is full of our natural gas.'

'Weird weather.'

'You want me to stop playing video games and go outside to play? In all that air pollution?'

'As you can see from these full-colour charts, we're spending a lot of money on toner.'

"Your generous contribution helps fund these solicitations."

'Yes, we're all concerned, but Global Warming is not a legitimate excuse for not doing your homework.'

Mother says to son on Bonfire Night: 'Of course, we won't actually be burning the Guy because of the carbon emissions.'

Man video conferencing - "Shall we all meet up after this?"

'... 'Bite it,' I said. 'It's catch and release,' I said ... Now I feel horrible.'

'Dang slippery solar panels!'