Environmental Awareness Day Gifts

God says to man in heaven: 'OK, that was your tax return record! Now to check your recycling record...'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

North Pole

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

Deforestation.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Nature versus commerce.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Polluted geese

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

National Everything Awareness Day

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

The interested bystanders.

Man using to much bug spray

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"I love you too, big guy."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"