Environment Day Gifts

"An entire planet?! 135 TV channels are still not enough??!!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Nature versus commerce.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

But is it organic?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Polluted geese

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Man using to much bug spray

"We'll always have Paris..."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I love you too, big guy."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."