Environment Day Gifts

"An entire planet?! 135 TV channels are still not enough??!!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Polluted geese

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

But is it organic?

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"I love you too, big guy."

Man using to much bug spray

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"We'll always have Paris..."