Earth Day Awareness Gifts

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

North Pole

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Nature versus commerce.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Polluted geese

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

National Everything Awareness Day

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

The interested bystanders.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Man using to much bug spray

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"I love you too, big guy."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.