Earth Day Awareness Gifts

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

North Pole

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Polluted geese

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

National Everything Awareness Day

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"We'll always have Paris..."

Man using to much bug spray

The interested bystanders.

"I love you too, big guy."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."