Participating In Earth Day Gifts

'What should we do for earth day?'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Nature versus commerce.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Polluted geese

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"We'll always have Paris..."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"I love you too, big guy."

The interested bystanders.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

100% carbon neutral