Participating In Earth Day Gifts

'What should we do for earth day?'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Polluted geese

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I love you too, big guy."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The interested bystanders.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Dog in Daisys