Earth Day Fan Gifts

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Nature versus commerce.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Polluted geese

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"We'll always have Paris..."

"I love you too, big guy."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

The interested bystanders.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

Mother Nature

Dog in Daisys

100% carbon neutral