Easter Fan Gifts

'Well, don't just stand there...Hop to it!'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

The Easter Bilby

Fake Peter Cottontail.

"Not a roll down my local!"

Easter Swap

"Hello? 9-1-1? Some kid just took a giant bite out of my ear."

"I'm not supposed to eat things I find on the ground...but I think this might be ok."

Peter Cottontail gets pranked

Easter Cat Nap

"Eat your greens. . . and your pinks and yellows and blues."

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"Just saying, guys, I think there's been a bit of a mix up!"

The Confrontation

The Easter Bovine.

Spring at last!

"It wouldn't work, Arnie. I'm marshmallow and you're hollow!"

"You're exhausted!? You just had to hand them out!"

Mr. Rabbit

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Happy Easter

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Santa's wash day.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Missing Easter Egg