Easter Fanatic Gifts

Easter Venn Diagram

'I told you not to put our easter bunny costumes in the closet together.'

You can put all your eggs in my basket anayday!

"This is what I look like before I lay my chocolate egg for Easter!"

"All you have to do is get three of your friends, to get three of their friends and so on. You'll be rich."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Happy Easter

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Missing Easter Egg

Easter Ham Free.

Easter Bonnet

Jesus and the Peeps

Easter Bunny!

Springtime rabbits.

Easter bunny Island.

'So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you.'

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

"Separate checks, please."