Easter Egg Fanatic Gifts

Why the chicken really crossed the road. . .

"Easter eggs! 'and-crafted by our dedicated Belgian chocolateers."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Happy Easter

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Superstock'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

WHACK!

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Posh Easter Egg

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

Missing Easter Egg

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

Egg Buggy

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"Babies come from WHERE?!"