Egg Enthusiasts Gifts

Huntin' Easter eggs.

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"Mother's deviling the Easter eggs. Is that sacrilegious?"

"Ding ding ding ding!" It was the egg timer. The wall, the fall, the king's horses, the king's men - it was all only a dream!

Easter egg costumes.

"Sorry Mr. Dumpty, but you need to be risk-assessed first..."

'Get up. It's just a crack. No yolk, no foul.'

'Whoa, whoa, buddy, we don't serve no pickled eggs here.'

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

Shellfie

Fast food

Egg horror movies.

The Fault of the Fowl

"Pickled eggs"

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

Egg Catch

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

WHACK!

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Posh Easter Egg

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Then add one extra large egg..."