Egg-citing Enthusiast Gifts

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

WHACK!

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Posh Easter Egg

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Egg Buggy

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'