Egg-citing Adventurer Gifts

Chicken with egg on its face.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

Chicken: the one-man show

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

The Hen Commandments.

Chef chasing an egg.

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

Surprise!

Egg Armour Plating

I only lay egg whites.

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

'Mrs Dumpty, Humpty's up on the wall again.'

"Bond. Humpty Bond."

Firemen holding an egg carton out for Humpty Dumpty

"Follow the colorfully decorated eggs."

Egg.

Health and Safety Humpty.

Billiards and cocks