Egg-citing Storyteller Gifts

Chicken: the one-man show

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'We have three minutes left.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

Humpty Dumpty

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

Russian eggs.

The Hen Commandments.

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

I only lay egg whites.

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

"I think our babies are due to hatch any time soon Darling: the whole bird-watching club is camped below our nest with binoculars..."

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

Easter Bunny

Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

'Laying them and hiding them is the easy part... it's the hand painting that's tough!'

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

'Mrs Dumpty, Humpty's up on the wall again.'

"Bond. Humpty Bond."

'I've been sitting on it for days and days and nothing happens!'