Egg-citing Joke Lover Gifts

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

'So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you.'

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

Chicken: the one-man show

"Well, it's a simple enough work contract: as long as you produce eggs, the farmer will feed you..."

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

I only lay egg whites.

'John and Yolko.'

Egg ghost stories.

'Yeah, I knew Dumpty, I let him take a fall for me, I thought he was hardboiled.'

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

"Bond. Humpty Bond."

Wilson's Egg Farm: No Poaching

I told Humpty to go private.

'Mrs Dumpty, Humpty's up on the wall again.'

Humpty Dumpty on Break.

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

Easter and Coronavirus

Egg.

"Dumpty? Dumpty? Uh-oh."

Humpty Dumpty's car.

"These eggs are well past their sell-by date!"

"Instead of hiding them, this will be much easier."