Egg Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

WHACK!

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

Egg Buggy

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

Cage-free eggs.