Egg Humor Lover Gifts

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'We have three minutes left.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

'Your brains are scrambled.'

Egg!

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

"Eggs, eggs, eggs...that Delia Smith's ruining my life."

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"What about laying long-range eggs for protest rallies?"

"Well, it's a simple enough work contract: as long as you produce eggs, the farmer will feed you..."

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

'How do you like your egg?'

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

Russian eggs.

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

"And now we just relax, settle down, and smother them until they crack."

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

"Your blood pressure is fine. But you're a little high in cholesterol."

Humpty Dumpty, at his peril, visits the great wall of china.

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."