Egg-centric Humor Appreciator Gifts

I only lay egg whites.

'We have three minutes left.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

"Well, it's a simple enough work contract: as long as you produce eggs, the farmer will feed you..."

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

Humpty the Game Warden

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

Russian eggs.

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

'John and Yolko.'

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

Easter Bunny

'Yeah, I knew Dumpty, I let him take a fall for me, I thought he was hardboiled.'

Humpty Dumpty on Break.

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

"In our own defense, the horses have had very little medical training."

'Mrs Dumpty, Humpty's up on the wall again.'