Egg-centric Humor Seeker Gifts

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'We have three minutes left.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

"Well, it's a simple enough work contract: as long as you produce eggs, the farmer will feed you..."

Russian eggs.

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

The Hen Commandments.

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

I only lay egg whites.

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

'John and Yolko.'

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

'Yeah, I knew Dumpty, I let him take a fall for me, I thought he was hardboiled.'

Easter Bunny

'Mrs Dumpty, Humpty's up on the wall again.'

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

"Bond. Humpty Bond."