Egg Humor Lover Pillows

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'We have three minutes left.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

'Your brains are scrambled.'

Egg!

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"Well, it's a simple enough work contract: as long as you produce eggs, the farmer will feed you..."

"What about laying long-range eggs for protest rallies?"

"Eggs, eggs, eggs...that Delia Smith's ruining my life."

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

Russian eggs.

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

'How do you like your egg?'

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

"And now we just relax, settle down, and smother them until they crack."

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

"Your blood pressure is fine. But you're a little high in cholesterol."

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."

Humpty Dumpty, at his peril, visits the great wall of china.