Egg-citing Joke Lover Pillows

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

Chicken: the one-man show

"Well, it's a simple enough work contract: as long as you produce eggs, the farmer will feed you..."

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

'Yeah, I knew Dumpty, I let him take a fall for me, I thought he was hardboiled.'

Egg ghost stories.

'Mrs Dumpty, Humpty's up on the wall again.'

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

Wilson's Egg Farm: No Poaching

"Bond. Humpty Bond."

I told Humpty to go private.

Humpty Dumpty's car.

Egg.

Easter and Coronavirus

"These eggs are well past their sell-by date!"

"Instead of hiding them, this will be much easier."

"Constipated."