Egg Humorists Gifts

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'We have three minutes left.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

Russian eggs.

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

'Yeah, I knew Dumpty, I let him take a fall for me, I thought he was hardboiled.'

Easter Bunny

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

I told Humpty to go private.

'Mrs Dumpty, Humpty's up on the wall again.'

"Bond. Humpty Bond."