Egg-cellent Humorist Gifts

'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

Russian eggs.

'We have three minutes left.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

Hunting licenses office.

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you.'

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

"Well, it's a simple enough work contract: as long as you produce eggs, the farmer will feed you..."

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

I only lay egg whites.

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

'John and Yolko.'

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

Easter Bunny

'Yeah, I knew Dumpty, I let him take a fall for me, I thought he was hardboiled.'

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

Humpty Dumpty on Break.

'Mrs Dumpty, Humpty's up on the wall again.'