Egg Humorist Gifts

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Easter Bunny

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'We have three minutes left.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

'So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you.'

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

"Happy Ea-sss-ter."

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

The Sacrificial Peep

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

Russian eggs.

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

I only lay egg whites.

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

'John and Yolko.'

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

'Yeah, I knew Dumpty, I let him take a fall for me, I thought he was hardboiled.'

Humpty Dumpty sat in a bath.

I told Humpty to go private.

"Bond. Humpty Bond."