Egg Humorist Pillows

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Easter Bunny

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'We have three minutes left.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

Russian eggs.

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

The Sacrificial Peep

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

'Yeah, I knew Dumpty, I let him take a fall for me, I thought he was hardboiled.'

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

"Bond. Humpty Bond."

'Mrs Dumpty, Humpty's up on the wall again.'

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

I told Humpty to go private.