Egghead Humorist Pillows

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

Humpty Dumpty sat in a bath.

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'We have three minutes left.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

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'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Frankendumpty'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

Russian eggs.

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

'Your cholesterol is off the chart. . . Better cut down on the bacon.'

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

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'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

How long have I been wearing these? Ever since the day I tried to date that submarine.

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

'When you think of it,an egg a day is pretty cheap for room and board.'

'Yeah, I knew Dumpty, I let him take a fall for me, I thought he was hardboiled.'

Easter Bunny

Climbing Mount Rushmore