Eggheads With A Playful Side Pillows

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

'Frankendumpty'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

Easter Egg Painting.

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

'Your cholesterol is off the chart. . . Better cut down on the bacon.'

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

Error 404: the saviour you're looking for has been removed.

I only lay egg whites.

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

Easter egg yoga

'John and Yolko.'

"You're not really going out dressed like that, are you?"

'When you think of it,an egg a day is pretty cheap for room and board.'

"I'm afraid my thoughts may become scrambled."

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

"Then I saw this amazing bright light and a soothing voice said to me 'Go back, Go back It isn't your time.' "

Easter Surprise

'But you're the 'Goose that Lays the Golden Egg...'

Humpty Dumpty sat in a bath.

'We may be good eggs, but we're not perfect. We all have a fallen nature.'

'We've put him back together, now we need to think about an exit strategy.'

'Invite everyone. We're having scrambled eggs.'

"I'm referring you to an embryologist."