Economic Egghead Pillows

'But you're the 'Goose that Lays the Golden Egg...'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Frankendumpty'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

"Who's next?"

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

Error 404: the saviour you're looking for has been removed.

Easter egg yoga

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

Easter Bunny

'When you think of it,an egg a day is pretty cheap for room and board.'

'We've put him back together, now we need to think about an exit strategy.'

"Then I saw this amazing bright light and a soothing voice said to me 'Go back, Go back It isn't your time.' "

I told Humpty to go private.

Humpty Dumpty sat in a bath.