Economic Egghead Gifts

'But you're the 'Goose that Lays the Golden Egg...'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

'Frankendumpty'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

"Who's next?"

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

'Your cholesterol is off the chart. . . Better cut down on the bacon.'

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

Easter Bunny crushed by tomb stone.

Error 404: the saviour you're looking for has been removed.

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

Easter egg yoga

How Easter Eggs Are Colored.

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.

Easter Bunny

'When you think of it,an egg a day is pretty cheap for room and board.'

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

'We may be good eggs, but we're not perfect. We all have a fallen nature.'

'We've put him back together, now we need to think about an exit strategy.'

Humpty Dumpty sat in a bath.

I told Humpty to go private.