Egghead Economist Gifts

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

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'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Frankendumpty'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

Offshore tax havens.

"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'Ms. Clayton, we're counting on you to reverse this trend...'

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

Famous Pieces of Paper

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

Sold in May and went away.

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

'Your cholesterol is off the chart. . . Better cut down on the bacon.'

"I feel bad - we're growing."

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

Buy low sell high.

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

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'Wow! A satsuma!'

Bush Economics

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George Bush, Common Man

"I am currently experiencing an out-of-money experience."

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.