Egghead Economist Gifts

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Frankendumpty'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

Offshore tax havens.

Famous Pieces of Paper

'Ms. Clayton, we're counting on you to reverse this trend...'

"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

Sold in May and went away.

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

"I feel bad - we're growing."

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

Buy low sell high.

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

Error 404: the saviour you're looking for has been removed.

"I am currently experiencing an out-of-money experience."

'Wow! A satsuma!'

Fort Knox welcomes you!: Worship gold chapel!

"We need any eggs?"

Easter egg yoga

"Wait, is this a pyramid scheme?"