Egghead Dramatist Gifts

'We've put him back together, now we need to think about an exit strategy.'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

A man taking a bow

The Perfect Foil

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

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'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Frankendumpty'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

Samuel Beckett

'...and could you refill the vinegar - Genius here thinks it's the wine.'

Nikolai Gogol

'After you with the camouflage.'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

'Why is it when ever we have guests, you have to go and make a scene?'

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

"Wait. Let it breathe."

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

Roach Motel

'Your cholesterol is off the chart. . . Better cut down on the bacon.'

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

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'How is the Peking Duck prepared?' 'I'll break it to her gently.'

"Dinner's ready, if you want to take a break from your personal space."

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