Eggheads With A Playful Side Gifts

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'Frankendumpty'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

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Easter egg yoga

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

"You're not really going out dressed like that, are you?"

'When you think of it,an egg a day is pretty cheap for room and board.'

"I'm afraid my thoughts may become scrambled."

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

"Then I saw this amazing bright light and a soothing voice said to me 'Go back, Go back It isn't your time.' "

Easter Surprise

'But you're the 'Goose that Lays the Golden Egg...'

Humpty Dumpty sat in a bath.

'We've put him back together, now we need to think about an exit strategy.'

'Invite everyone. We're having scrambled eggs.'

"I'm referring you to an embryologist."

'How can we compete with that?'