Egghead Appreciator Gifts

"Then I saw this amazing bright light and a soothing voice said to me 'Go back, Go back It isn't your time.' "

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

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"So! When's the big day?"

'Frankendumpty'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

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'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'Your brains are scrambled.'

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"What about laying long-range eggs for protest rallies?"

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

"Eggs, eggs, eggs...that Delia Smith's ruining my life."

Humpty the Game Warden

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'I hope you're hungry.'

'Your cholesterol is off the chart. . . Better cut down on the bacon.'

'How do you like your egg?'

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

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"And now we just relax, settle down, and smother them until they crack."

"Your blood pressure is fine. But you're a little high in cholesterol."