Egg Admirer Gifts

"So! When's the big day?"

'Oh my goodness Humpty, you've been in there for ten minutes... you'll be hard boiled!'

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

"Donate my body to breakfast."

"Have you heard the story of the eggs?. . .Two bad."

Jo Jo Was Anything But a Quitter.

Free Range Eggs.

'I hope you're hungry.'

Kid about hen: 'She's the chief executive egg layer. I call her coop The Oval Office.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

WHACK!

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

Egg Buggy