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"So! When's the big day?"

'Oh my goodness Humpty, you've been in there for ten minutes... you'll be hard boiled!'

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

"Donate my body to breakfast."

"Have you heard the story of the eggs?. . .Two bad."

Jo Jo Was Anything But a Quitter.

Free Range Eggs.

'I hope you're hungry.'

Kid about hen: 'She's the chief executive egg layer. I call her coop The Oval Office.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

WHACK!

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."