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"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

A Venus cow trap.

"You've changed."

"So! When's the big day?"

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Humpty the Game Warden

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

'I hope you're hungry.'

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

"It's not straw - it's rattan."

'Do you think he knows we're carrying beef sandwiches?'

A Cow watching a horror movie.

"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

Perpetual Motion.

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Jo Jo Was Anything But a Quitter.

'No more beer and onions. The whole village smells to high heaven!'

Breakfast Egg

'This is the last time I go golfing with a lumberjack.'

"I think I was a caterpillar!"

Dinosaurs were once considered slow dimwitted louts, but over the years that image has changed.

'Yummy! I could eat here every day!'

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

"Sorry we missed the heist - we got sidetracked when Roscoe selled some truffles."

Kid about hen: 'She's the chief executive egg layer. I call her coop The Oval Office.'

"Have you heard the story of the eggs?. . .Two bad."

'.....sunnyside down.'

'Oh my goodness Humpty, you've been in there for ten minutes... you'll be hard boiled!'

"In our own defense, the horses have had very little medical training."

Wilson's Egg Farm: No Poaching