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Perpetual Motion.

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"My kid could do that."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

Cat with Crown.

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

Great Urban Sprawl

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

'Can I come in for a bit? It's flipping freezing out here!'

Deep pockets on line two.

Everyone thinks they can do it

"I hope your parents appreciate the effort I make to get dressed and leave the house."

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

"Your cousin Hernando is such a handful! He's been walking ever since he was ten months old!"

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

'This Valentine's, Ted and I are just giving each other more space.'

'That's not cologne. I was just rolling around in our huge cash reserves.'

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

'This is the last time I go golfing with a lumberjack.'