Energy Appreciator Prints

Perpetual Motion.

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"My kid could do that."

They can't all look like sheep butts.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

Cat with Crown.

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Plays well with other people's $.

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

Great Urban Sprawl

Deep pockets on line two.

'Can I come in for a bit? It's flipping freezing out here!'

Everyone thinks they can do it

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

"I hope your parents appreciate the effort I make to get dressed and leave the house."

"Your cousin Hernando is such a handful! He's been walking ever since he was ten months old!"

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

'This Valentine's, Ted and I are just giving each other more space.'

'That's not cologne. I was just rolling around in our huge cash reserves.'

'This is the last time I go golfing with a lumberjack.'