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"Your cousin Hernando is such a handful! He's been walking ever since he was ten months old!"

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."

"Here in Blackrock we do things different."

Look...a friendly face.

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

The Battle of Life - Part the First

Perpetual Motion.

"She's been acting like that ever since she made her home energy efficient."

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

'With just a soupçon of argon.'

'This is the last time I go golfing with a lumberjack.'

"You will have my dead body but not my obedience."

'Re-boot?'

These multi vitamins will give me unbounding energy and vitality...

"Don't worry if you can't remember where the drum is, grandad. I think your internal memory is full."

"Also tell him I said thanks for Fridays."

'In this empty room, he barks in high definition.'

Bank Front

'I can't find the 'any' key...'

'Todd, have you ever noticed how thunder sounds like the angels are bowling?... Todd?'

The goldfish is making speech bubbles!

An Arrow Shaped Desk.

'I said they're playing our song!'

'Truthfully, I love teaching middle-school kids, they're so interesting!...They're all just pudgy bundles of potential!...Although some of them smell funny.'