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"His parents were pretty open-minded, romantically speaking."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"You've changed."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"My kid could do that."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Paving over the window-box

Botanical violinist

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

That guy is a walking contradiction.

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

Perpetual Motion.

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

'Hybrid Genetix: Sand Snullet.'

Dinosaurs were once considered slow dimwitted louts, but over the years that image has changed.

"I think I was a caterpillar!"

"...and this is my better half...!"

"He's one of my favourites. You feed him milk and cookies and he gives you a present."

Nude Descending a Staircase

"...I hate mainstream music."

Hippie with a ban the bomb medallion, Rich man with a Mercedes medallion

Blooming Idiot

"It's not a new indoor dog-toilet you dummy: It's a bonsai tree..."

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

"What part of Noh don't you understand?"

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.

It says he studied at the feet of the masters. Art Guide.

"Why did you tell them we are vegetarians?

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."