Retro Appreciator T-Shirts

Hippie with a ban the bomb medallion, Rich man with a Mercedes medallion

"We better be nice to young people. After all, they donate to our soup kitchen."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Computer Class.

"He's deliciously vintage."

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Snapshots in Time

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

1950's.

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"You've got night fever."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Social Media

Disco Dancing

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."