Retro Idea Appreciator T-Shirts

'Judging by that old fashioned light bulb, your idea must be outdated.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Snapshots in Time

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

W.C. Fields

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Telephone Box

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

Cave Wallpaper

"Now it's high definition!"

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

'Hey, we're in style!'

Chinese takeout closed temporarily: 'Our abacus is down.'

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

Dueling marionettes.

"Still pretty liberal."

Reminiscing with Two Old-Timers

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

Chadwick Boseman

"Oh no! Set decorator and special effects wizard Emilio Ruiz del Rio, who worked on 'Dr. Zhivago,' 'Lawrence of Arabia' and 'Pan's Labyrinth' has died!"

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

"Will it crash in the new millenium?"

'How do you send text messages?'

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

"Come on guys. It's not 90AD anymore! It's 100 AD. We need some fresh ideas!"

'The mobile phone comes free.'

"...I hate mainstream music."

Hippie with a ban the bomb medallion, Rich man with a Mercedes medallion

'Hit him again Martha he still hasn't repented...'