Retro Idea Appreciator Pillows

'Judging by that old fashioned light bulb, your idea must be outdated.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Snapshots in Time

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Telephone Box

Cave Wallpaper

"Now it's high definition!"

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

'Hey, we're in style!'

Chinese takeout closed temporarily: 'Our abacus is down.'

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

"Still pretty liberal."

Dueling marionettes.

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

Reminiscing with Two Old-Timers

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

Chadwick Boseman

"Will it crash in the new millenium?"

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

'How do you send text messages?'

"Come on guys. It's not 90AD anymore! It's 100 AD. We need some fresh ideas!"

Hippie with a ban the bomb medallion, Rich man with a Mercedes medallion

"...I hate mainstream music."

'The mobile phone comes free.'

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

'Hit him again Martha he still hasn't repented...'

"Back then, they didn't have refrigerators to hang pictures on."