Vintage Style Appreciator Pillows

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

'Hey, we're in style!'

Dueling marionettes.

Snapshots in Time

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Do you do much walking?"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Blue Dress

Lovers in toile de jouy

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"Fashion over function!"

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Centaur falls in love.

Victorian woman at a bar.

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

Computer Address Book.

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

"Careful now. It's fragile."

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'No, I mean your great-grandfather was literally a big fan of Sally Rand's.'

Phil discovered the eighties disco was not quite what he'd expected

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64

The five orders of periwigs